Archive for the ‘Rip Torn’ Category

Rip Torn DWI: Sounds like a case for Judge Judy’s son

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

rip2.jpgIn other legal news, DMX isn’t the only local celeb fighting the Man. As Terry Corcoran reported in The Journal News today, actor Rip Torn has decided to take his DWI case from last year to trial.

Torn was arrested last December after he crashed his Chevy into tractor-trailer on Route 22 in North Salem. He then proceeded to do his best Nick Nolte impersonation, complete with a fabulously hobo-ish mug shot and surly attytood with the arresting officers.

At his hearing yesterday Torn’s lawyer was—get this!—Judge Judy’s son, Adam Levy. That’s the same Adam Levy who we told you is running for Putnam County DA. (Alas, according to the TJN article, Torn may be looking for new representation, but my fingers are still crossed that Torn will come back to Levy. After all, the guy got him acquitted for another drunk-driving case in ‘94, so he can do the job.)

Other fun facts about Torn gleaned from Terry’s story:

• Torn lives in Lakeville, CT.

• His birth name is Elmore, not Rip.

• He’s 76 years old. (Even with that crazy mug shot, I still say he looks younger than that.)

(Incidentally, if you haven’t seen the YouTube clip of Torn’s grisly wrestling match with Norman Mailer, be sure to check it out.)

“Rip Torn to take DWI case to trial” [TJN]

Need more evidence that “30 Rock” is the greatest new show on TV?

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

rip2.jpgSee exhibit R, as in Rip Torn, who has been cast in an upcoming episode. Many heartfelt thanks to intrepid reporter Brian Howard for posting this fabulous news to our sister blog, Remote Access. Apparently, according to Howard, he’ll be playing a GE exec that Alec Baldwin cozies up to.

As you may remember, Torn was arrested for a DWI in North Salem back in December, shortly after we first kicked off this whole Suburbarazzi enterprise. Ahh, good times.

Just so it doesn’t seem like I’m totally recycling this post, I’d like to add in my own little bit of Rip Torn goodness: a YouTube video of him wrestling with Norman Mailer in the 1960s for a film called “Maidstone.” In the clip, Torn attacks Mailer with a hammer and Mailer responds in kind by biting Torn’s ear.

Careful kids, all the blood is real, and so you have to sign in to see the video. But it’s totally worth it.

Santas Gone Wild

Thursday, December 28th, 2006

palisadessanta.jpegNow that the obligatory three-day waiting period has passed, let the Saint Nicholas mockery begin!

• Ever wondered what Santa would look like if he was played by Rip Torn—and not the cuddly Larry Sanders version, but the mug-shot one arrested for a DWI in North Salem? Thanks to Gallery of the Absurd, now you know.

• Which is worse: Santa’s thumbs-up and O-faced reaction to Hayden Panettiere wrapping her legs around his mid-section, or the fact that I even found the photo in the first place?

• Apparently the Santa at the Palisades Mall is the only high-powered list-maker who doesn’t care to weigh on Rosie O’Donnell. As he put it to—shameless plug alert—Rockland Magazine: “Rosie? I wouldn’t comment on any individual people. Santa looks for the good in everybody and finds it.” Yeah, good luck with that.

Photo of Palisades Center Santa (aka Bill Barrett) by Mark Vergari / Rockland Magazine.

Perfume Poll: Smells like celebrity spirit

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

While regional real estate seeker Derek Jeter tries to convince you that smelling like a chilled grapefruit is a great holiday gift idea, Suburbarazzi asks the question no one else dares: What if other celebrities with a connection to New York City’s northern suburbs released a line of fragrances?

Would you be inspired (read: nuts) enough to fork over $85 for a tinted bottle of pungent liquid and “your free gift (of toiletries nobody wants), while supplies last”?

Well, we care not only about what you want, but also about what you don’t. Have your say on the worst potential celebrity essence money could buy.

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Neuralize this!

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

I wonder if when Rip Torn was released from his handcuffs yesterday, he grabbed a ballpoint pen, held it in front of a trooper’s face and threatened to erase everyone’s short-term memory about his arrest in North Salem.

Probably not. But if Frank shows up Monday as his lawyer, who’s to say I’m wrong?

Nick, Rip. Rip, Nick.

Monday, December 4th, 2006

Mug shots ahoy!

Nick’s 2002 California mug shot might be the gold standard against which all celeb mug shots are measured, but Rip Torn’s state police photo from this afternoon is pretty eye-catching. It’s all about the hair.

Torn rips car in reported DWI arrest

Monday, December 4th, 2006

Somers state police are reporting that actor Rip Torn was being “processed for DWI … following an accident in North Salem.” Police said the two-vehicle property damage accident occurred at about 3 p.m.

Perhaps he would have been better off hitchhiking, as his hand motion in this file photo might indicate.